Okay...so you all love my guide, so I made another part.
Note, if you are stupid and didn't read Part 2 go up.
If you are really stupid and didn't read Part 1 go farther up. Got it? Good.
Now, enjoy this guide...or else I'll send the lasagna minions after you!
Chapter 6...I think...yeah, it is: Member Titles
This...is almost useless...I hate this. Why do I do this? Just go away.
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Chapter 6 Take 2...thousand: Member Titles
OK...now I'm ready. OK! Now you are probably wondering what Member Titles are...if not...then...I don't care, just pretend you don't. Member Titles are the small excerpt of text underneath your avatar. You see? Now you are smart and will pass Social Studies with a D- if you're lucky.
Now you may be wondering, What should I put there? I don't really care...just go die. Well, since it really goes unnoticed most of the time, you really don't have to put too much thought into it. Just don't make it stupid, or else your life shall suck even more. OK...I hate this chapter...moving on.
Chapter 7A: Emoticons
You should know what emoticons are...in fact you probably use them quite often. The most common emoticons are
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:'( :3 XD <3 and nln_(-_-)_nln (use your imaginations) Kinda... Only four of these are going to show up. Why? I don't know. I'm stupid. There are others that are available on the left of the screen when you are on the Full Reply Screen. If you want to pick one, just click on it and it shall satisfy you.
Chapter 7B: Usage
When should you use emoticons? Well sometimes you want to stress happiness or sadness...so you use digital faces...which is kinda weird, but it somehow works. Although, if you just randomly put them in, that doesn't work too well. It may work in some cases, especially since there are some...weird emoticons available. If someone says that their ferret died, (shout out to Underdog Ash: I sowwy) you don't want to reply with
That's just gonna be really awkward. It also results in constant chest pain, which no doctor can diagnose the true cause of the pain.
Don't overuse emoticons. It's very annoying. If you do people will flame you and say 'PART 3 CHAPTER 7 SECTION B!' Oh yeah, people will say that.
Chapter 8: Profile Info
This is more of the detailed things that only a handful of weird members look at from time to time. Now, the member title we went over... God I hated that. Anyways, the homepage URL is where you can give people a link to your own homepage. Kinda nothing to really add there. The screen names really aren't important in this guide, because they suck. Like fruit salsa...wow that was bad... For the location box...just put your country and state/territory/province/zone/area/place/where you got conceived/where your child got conceived... I don't know. Just don't put your address or else.
Mini-Story Time!!! There was this person who gave his address to a public website. He's really stupid mind you. He didn't finished pre-school. Poor 45 year old Gertrude... Anyways...one day a robber came to his house. The robber did not take anything, except for his remote. Now twice a day, everyday, the robber drives past the man's house and changes the channel. Sick bastard.
Okay...finishing up now... For your interests...no one really cares...so just put down something cool. If you can manage to make someone care about your interests you have succeeded in life. For your birthday...ehh...I got nothing. Just put your birthday damn it. Same for the favorite Mario game.
Chapter 8: The Top 10 Do's and Don't's of Posting
Do's
10. Include an approved-by-the-Signature-chapter signature.
9. Make the post nice and funny.
8. Make sure your post is grammatically correct.
7. Have a comeback for almost any reply to your post.
6. Make a post that fits in with the topic.
5. Post something random.
4. Make a reference from this guide.
3. Be confident that your post is good.
2. Post about how awesome Dragoonmason is.
1. Live and breathe.
Don't's
10. Don't die.
9. Don't post badly.
8. Don't flame.
7. Don't say something stupid.
6. Don't go off topic...unless you're in the off topic forum.
5. Don't post about your penis.
4. Don't post about other's penises.
3. Don't say bad things about my guide or myself.
2. Don't murder sheep.
1. DON'T MAKE FRUIT SALSA!
Seriously...don't.
That concludes the final part of this guide! I hope you enjoyed it and will make many references from it...seeing as how that's in the Do section....DO IT!
Note: I will revise the guides from time to time, so don't worry.
Until next time. See ya.